At first glance this seems delightful. Who doesn't love a rubber ducky? A chocolate rubber ducky certainly called my name. But, look closer at how many ways this goes wrong.
"Quax" is a combination of "quack" and the first ingredient "wax." Next, find the word chocolate on the box. Yup, not there! This is "flavored," but not chocolate flavored. It is "Hollow Milk" flavored. What does "Hollow Milk" taste like? I suspect it is a good thing that this ducky is hollow, because nobody wants to eat a solid one.